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That's Funny! Well if it isn't the darkmatter calling the wormhole black! Ambassador_Star, Ambassador_Star@webtv.net There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary code, and those who don't. -- Anonymous "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous "Oh Bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh." -- Unknown (aquired from Keenspot forum user baka_sama317, ICQ 3165211, June 2002) "No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously." -- Dave Barry, American newspaper columnist and humorist Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? What's another word for thesaurus? I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. Be not afraid of going slowly, only of standing still. Did you drink my pint? Sweet Jesus, I'm feart. The finest actor in his lunchtime. -- all from Billy Boyd's website, http://www.billyboyd.co.uk/ "The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a star." -- Anthelme Brillat-Savarin "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " -- Charlie Brown "It's a delightful thing to think of perfection; but it's vastly more amusing to talk of errors and absurdities." -- Fanny Burney There are more evil things in the world besides Microsoft. // And as soon as I think of any, I'll be sure to tell you. -- Eishtmo, Sluggy.net discussion forums, June 1, 2002 "The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors." -- David Hockney "As someone pointed out recently, if you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." -- Jean Kerr "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?" -- Jean Kerr "It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over." -- Edna St. Vincent Millay "In The Lord of the Rings I play someone frightened but brave, which I identify with definitely. I either wait for such roles or run out of money. Usually I run out of money." -- Viggo Mortenson, New York Post, April 24, 2002. "To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so." -- Robert Orben "That most delicious of all privileges - spending other people's money." -- John Randolph, American politician 1773-1833 Most 'Living legends' never think of themselves as legends -- or if you do, then you think, "How come a legend like me is peeing slower than I did two years ago?" -- Carl Reiner, Premiere, December 2001 [Ewan McGregor] is supposed to swing a lightsaber, not sing tenor. -- Debbie Rudasil, Aug 3, 2002 "Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting." -- John Russell La vie est simple; Manger, Dormir, Naviguer Sur Internet (Life is simple; eat, sleep, surf the Internet.) -- Landon Sandor (mirc.com help forum) "Remember, Steve: Any problem is solvable with copious amounts of Duct Tape." -- "Charles", Scatterplot.keenspace.com "Third, you're about as stealthy as an elephant with Tourette's Syndrome." -- "Steve", Scatterplot.keenspace.com I'm afraid of losing contact with reality, or coming in contact with reality; I'm not sure which and I'm not sure I want to find out. -- attributed to Scott of SailorMoon.org - grep SailorMoon* "Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?" -- Kelvin Throop, III "Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." -- Lily Tomlin "The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs." -- A. Toussenel, French writer 1803-1885 "I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one." -- Mark Twain |